Me-TV 50.2 Spotlight: "Leave it to Beaver" Quotes
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Do you really like me, Wally?
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: We can't just say we're going to be friends. We gotta have an agreement or something.
Wally Cleaver: Boy, Beaver, wait'll the guys find out you were hanging around with a girl. They'll really give you the business.
Fred Rutherford: Have to keep a firm hand on boys nowadays, Ward. My Clarence answered me back the other day. I smacked him right in the mouth. None of this psychology for me.
Eddie Haskell: Wally, if your dumb brother tags along, I'm gonna - oh, good afternoon, Mrs. Cleaver. I was just telling Wallace how pleasant it would be for Theodore to accompany us to the movies.
Eddie Haskell: Gee, your kitchen always looks so clean.
Ward Cleaver: Beaver, you know what Larry was doing was wrong. You could have stopped him.
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: You know something, Wally? I'd rather do nothin' with you than somethin' with anybody else.
Ward Cleaver: How'd the fishing go Beav?
June Cleaver: Dear, do you think all parents have this much trouble?
Eddie Haskell: Not me! Your father doesn't like me.
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: How come Eddie's such a creepy guy?
Wally Cleaver: Did Dad hit ya?
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: If I had my choice between a three pound bass and a girl, I'd take the three pound bass.
[June has prepared a lovely dinner of barbecued pork ribs]
Wally Cleaver: Hi Dad. I didn't do anything.
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: I wouldn't wanna do anything to hurt God. He's got enough trouble with the Russians and all.
[Ward has opened the car door for June to enter]
[Wally's in love]
Ward Cleaver: A man never gets so old, that he forgets how it was being a little boy.
[are having a talk about girls]
[Wally is cutting the Beaver's hair after he "losted" his haircut money]
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