Major Nelson: Jeannie's turned against me.
Major Healey: She can't turn against you. You’re her master. She has to obey you.
Major Nelson: Yeah, who says so?
Major Healey: I don't know, maybe it's in the genie manual.
Major Nelson: Then how come she's deliberately disobeyed me?
Major Healey: Maybe she wasn't issued a genie manual.
Jeannie: Master I have a mother-in-law problem.
Major Nelson: You can't have a mother-in-law problem. We are not married.
Jeannie's Sister: You can make a man eat shredded cardboard, if you play the right tricks.
Nelson: How are things going?
Jeannie: Terrible. I have to make dinner - I mean actually make it without magic. We are liable to die.
Mrs Winker (house buyer): How many bedrooms do you have?
Jeannie: How many would you like?
Jeannie: How should I punish him? Should I give him death of a thousand itches.
Major Healey: How about scratches?
Jeannie: Itches are much worse.
Jeannie: Master is football more important to you than I am?
Major Nelson: Of course not, that's like comparing oranges and lemons.
Jeannie: And I'm the lemon.
Jeannie: Let me see now. A six letter word for rat. M-A-S-T-E-R.
Jeannie: All I do is think and blink.